I want to see a reality tv show where straight dudes have to read the shitty messages they send to women to their mothers.
Was having way too many bad hair days so I did this
blackboard is the worst invention of all time because there’s literally no way to escape your homework. sick with the flu? homework’s on blackboard. snow day? homework’s on blackboard. house burned down? use your fucking phone because the fucking homework’s on blackboard
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Rosemary for Rosemary.
My piano teacher, my gardening partner, and my grandmother.
Done by the wonderful Magic Marge at Lady Luck Tattoo in PHX, AZ.
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If something is ‘old as fuck’ then it’s about 1.2 billion years old because that’s when life evolved sexual reproduction.
#wow #fuck is old
However, if something is “old as balls” it’s only about 65 million years old, when placental mammals began to evolve proper testicles.
thank u science side
why the fuck am i crying — literally me during any situation that is slightly emotional (via hawthorwn)
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