💖 @ellierose321 wearing beautiful handmade pastel flower sunglasses ~ perfect for summer! $25~ they will be up on etsy soon (if you are interested in buying them now just let me know 😁) #flowersunglasses #sunglasses #sell #pastel #love #pastelpink #pastelyellow #cute #fashion #cheap
Dreaming of far away places!
When straight men are like “but if I share a locker room with a gay guy he might look at me!”
Okay leaving aside the fact that gay doesn’t mean attracted to you
And gay doesn’t mean “lacking in any sort of human decency or inability to prevent staring”
DOES THE THOUGHT OF SOMEONE LOOKING AT YOU IN A SEXUAL WAY, EVEN THOUGH YOU’RE NOT TRYING TO BE SEXUAL, MAKE YOU SLIGHTLY UNCOMFORTABLE MY STRAIGHT MALE FRIEND?
Once u mess up liquid eyeliner there is no going back
(Source: wo-nderland, via spookypuke)
Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”
Why does this not have any notes?
lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”
“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”
“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”