[jokes about being in love with a character] [is actually serious] [and not joking] [in any way] [at all]
"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"
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this couldn’t have been more accurate
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Rest in peace, you British babe.
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I hate to break this to you but there are lesbian relationships that involve penis because there are trans lesbians with penises. There are lesbian relationships where everyone has penises in them.
Sorry* to burst your transmisogynist bubble.
*Lol, I’m not sorry.
lesbians who say things like “ew penis” are the absolute worst
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fun prank: put $1000 in an envelope and mail it to me
last night i woke up because two dudes were fighting underneath my window and one dude kept screaming “BRO!! BRO YOU CALLED ME A BITCH IN FRONT OF THE WHOLE BAR BRO!! THE WHOLE BAR!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT BRO??” he sounded so heart broken. why bro. why you do this.
THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING ON THE INTERNET
whoever made this-you’re genious hahah
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